The Da Vinci Code Strikes Again

People are really stupid sometimes.

Save The World, Seven Dollars At A Time.

It has come to my attention recently that there is a crisis on our massive planet. A crisis that threatens all of mankind. A crisis so dire, that urgent action is required to slow it's progress. This crisis is called Global Warming.

We all need to do our part, unfortunately I lack the financial resources to do mine. So I'm asking you to help me out with a small (or large) donation to aid me in my quest to save the world.

I know I'm only one person, but I feel I can have a huge impact on the warming we are experiencing. See, with your generous donation I will purchase only environmentaly friendly products. I will invest the money only in companies that show compassion and care and love for the environment. I'll get rid of all my incandescant lightbulbs and replace them with long lasting, energy efficient compact flourescent lightbulbs. I will only have fancy dinners at restaurants that use earth friendly suppliers. Oh, the possibilities are endless my friends.

Even being endless, they are at the moment, beginningless. That's where you come in. You and your monetary surplus. You've been saving it up for a while now, I'm so proud of you! But what good is that money doing just sitting in your bank or under your mattress or wherever you choose to keep it? It's not doing any good. It's not cutting down your carbon emmisions or eliminating waste, like I would be. It's not saving all of mankind from total destruction. It's not enhancing your lifestyle while extending your lifespan. It's not doing anything, really.

But all of that can and will change when you click the donate button located below. Come on, you know you need to do your part. It isn't easy though, so let me do your part. I will gladly accept responsibility for your reduction of the harmful effects of global warming. I'll do it with honor and take great pleasure in it. Thank you very much for your time and I hope to be telling you all about my world saving efforts very soon.

Your friend and Earth safekeeper,
Bradley

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