too little just in time

just as i suspected.

2007-05-25T15:34:00.000-06:00

as i was saying earlier...just saw this on hotair. ro is a go. what a wuss she turned out to be. i guess it's true that once you stand up to a bully they stop harassing you. she couldn't even handle the 3 remaining weeks she was supposed to be there expressing her "view." how you gonna speak truth to power now ro?

big fat lesbian

2007-05-25T08:02:00.000-06:00

that big fat lesbian rosie has a new supporter in her "feud" with elisabeth hasselbeck on the view. none other than donald trump himself. he calls e-liz "...the dumbest person on tv." and adds, "i mean, she's supporting the war in iraq, which is pretty hard to do." ha! good one don. you and rosie o.d. are the two people i think of first when i want to get information and whatnot about war policy matters.

oh, and according to the may 24 ask rosie, she can't stand the heat so apparently she's getting out of the kitchen so to speak. i don't think she ever leaves the kitchen in real life, well, she probably has people who do the kitchen work so maybe she does. she eats a lot is what i'm sayin.

gas and movies

2007-05-25T07:12:00.000-06:00

ol' drudge is at it again with his gasoline stories. remember last time when he said gas is $4 a gallon in San Francisco, but it turns out with a little research it was one store and it was doing it out of spite for shell? yeah, i remember.

well, this time he says gas stations are refusing to sell gas. as in more than one, as in oh possibly tens or hundreds or even thousands. but it's only 2 in reality. at least it's only 2 in that story he's linked. oh well.

i also saw on the drudge a thing about how the new pirates of the caribbean movie could make over $200 million dollars this weekend. wow, that's absolutely ridiculous. people don't mind spending $200 million dollars to see a freakin movie, but they bitch and moan if the governemnt doesn't give enough money to whatever their favorite cause is that day.

i hate seeing movies at movie theaters. i hate contributing to numbers like $200 million in 4 days, or $151 million in 3 days. last year i saw one movie in the theaters, Borat, and i saw it twice. so i'm not completely in the clear on that issue. but i did watch it online for free one time, so that made up for it. right?

igoogle, do ugoogle?

2007-05-24T01:09:00.000-06:00

i like the new google. the igoogle or whatever. it's real keen. it saves all the sites i've been to. omg, it's totally like big brother and stuff!! oh noes!!1! what will they think of next? those evil google folk. they want me to be able to easily see that one cool site i went to when i clicked on that link from that one blog a while ago but i can't remember what it's called. they want me to be able to see the videos i've watched from google video, and the news stories i've read from google news!! bastards!! why would you even attempt to make my online life easier for me? i know it's all about the money. they just want my money don't they? well, yeah, probably. but that's beside(s) the point.

it's just fucking cool, man. i can customize the google homepage. i can make seperate tabs for whatever i wish. right now i only have a news and a games and then the default one. i haven't spent too much time with all that. i am mainly intrigued by the web history part. the part where i can go to find out what day of the week, or hours of the day i do the most "web searching." or what queries, sites, or clicks i do the most. although, that particular part seems like it needs a little work. but, it's like last.fm only for the internets. it's pretty sweet. ok then.

Christian-Newsom Murders

2007-05-20T03:11:00.000-06:00

wow, i just heard about this today. which is pretty amazing given what happened. and what happened? well, a bunch of black folk decided to carjack, kidnap, rape, genitally mutilate, force to consume bleach, cut up, burn, have their friends come over and see, and who knows what else, to a young white couple in knoxville, tennessee.

and, this happened in january of this year. that's quite a while ago eh? yes, yes it is. why wasn't this a big media story? was it because blacks torturemutilatingkilling whites goes against the pc bullshit perpetuated by major media outlets and douch bags like al sharpton? only white folk have the ability to commit such heinous acts and when they do they'll report the shit out of it. am i right or am i right?

yea, i'm right. reporting on this story would undermine all the years and years of making up for all that white oppression. it's a wonderful day for racial equality when a bunch of blacks can brutally murder a couple of whites and hardly anyone will ever hear of it. i'm sure MLK Jr. would be so proud of you!

raising prices out of spite

2007-05-13T02:07:00.000-06:00

i saw on the top o' the drudge the $4/gallon in san francisco pic/link. scary. oh, but wait. there's this, perhaps the reason behind it? unless it's a different shell station in san francisco that has $4/gallon gas.

catcher in the rye

2007-05-12T02:33:00.000-06:00

i started reading this book again a while back. i read it in h.s. but that was a long time ago. so i started reading it again but then stopped. but then i told someone about librivox and he went thurr to see if'n they had c.i.t.r. but they don't. so i'ma do it myself. ok then.

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The Da Vinci Code Strikes Again

2007-03-16T23:49:00.000-06:00

People are really stupid sometimes.

Save The World, Seven Dollars At A Time.

2007-03-13T23:38:00.000-06:00

It has come to my attention recently that there is a crisis on our massive planet. A crisis that threatens all of mankind. A crisis so dire, that urgent action is required to slow it's progress. This crisis is called Global Warming.

We all need to do our part, unfortunately I lack the financial resources to do mine. So I'm asking you to help me out with a small (or large) donation to aid me in my quest to save the world.

I know I'm only one person, but I feel I can have a huge impact on the warming we are experiencing. See, with your generous donation I will purchase only environmentaly friendly products. I will invest the money only in companies that show compassion and care and love for the environment. I'll get rid of all my incandescant lightbulbs and replace them with long lasting, energy efficient compact flourescent lightbulbs. I will only have fancy dinners at restaurants that use earth friendly suppliers. Oh, the possibilities are endless my friends.

Even being endless, they are at the moment, beginningless. That's where you come in. You and your monetary surplus. You've been saving it up for a while now, I'm so proud of you! But what good is that money doing just sitting in your bank or under your mattress or wherever you choose to keep it? It's not doing any good. It's not cutting down your carbon emmisions or eliminating waste, like I would be. It's not saving all of mankind from total destruction. It's not enhancing your lifestyle while extending your lifespan. It's not doing anything, really.

But all of that can and will change when you click the donate button located below. Come on, you know you need to do your part. It isn't easy though, so let me do your part. I will gladly accept responsibility for your reduction of the harmful effects of global warming. I'll do it with honor and take great pleasure in it. Thank you very much for your time and I hope to be telling you all about my world saving efforts very soon.

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Unwelcomed Inspections

2006-07-12T23:10:00.000-06:00

So tomorrow in the apartments where I live they are doing a mandatory inspection of all the units. Or at least all the units in my building. This is no good for me. This means that I have to clean up my messy abode. I don't want to do this. It's not that bad for the most part, but the kitchen is messy as heck. And heck is messy. I don't know if they care if my home is messy, but I don't want them to get any ideas about me that the shouldn't be having. I don't know what these would be but it's better safe than sorry I suppose.

I don't really know what they're looking for when they do their inspections. I would like to be here to find out. However, tomorrow my mother has the day off work and we are going to the thing about the human body at the science place. I don't know the correct names for either the exhibition or the place it is exibited, but does that matter? No, it doesn't. So anyways, I'll be there tomorrow while my apartment is being inspected.

So I'll never know what they were looking for or at or anything. Perhaps it's better that way. I don't need to know why some strangers are coming into my apartment. They probably do it all the time anyways. How am I to know? I don't have surveillance cameras installed. Hey that's a good idea, I should do that.

Oh wait, what if there was a camera or cameras installed looking around the front of my building and then it was directed to the cable line or something and then people could put the tv on a special channel and then we could see what was happening outside while we were inside. That'd be badass. Well I'm done typing now. Ok then.

The Start Of Something New

2006-07-10T13:27:00.000-06:00

Another in a short line of blog entries. But with each new one it grows. Unless I decide to delete some prior entries. But I won't do that, I won't deprive you of my wonderful writings. You have come to love them. Haven't you? Oh you haven't? Crap, I'll try harder. I just want to please you. That's all I'm here for.

I'm not doing this for my own benefit. This is all for you. Yeah, that's right you. Oh, you thought I like doing this? No freakin way. You don't understand what a horrible experience I experience every time I am forced to sit down and type out these messages. But I put up with it for you.

There are so many things I do for you that you don't even know about. I'm not going to tell you now cause I don't want the recognition. I just want you to know that I do more for you than you could ever imagine. So please try and show me some respect.

Oh that's real funny. Flipping me the bird isn't showing me respect no matter how you try and spin it. That's just like you though. Biting the hand that feeds you. You're so predictable. I just hope that someday you'll understand. I know that day is not today and it probably won't be any time soon. But it'll happen. And when it does, you'll look back on your actions and attitude of today and feel a bit of shame. I'm just trying to help and you only try and hurt. You'll see. One day.

It's been a long time, too long a time

2006-07-05T14:27:00.001-06:00

What the hell is the matter with me? Why can't I keep up with making entries in this blog? I do it on my myspace blog. But this one I sort of forget about. I've even got that cool "blog this" button but I don't use it. Well, I'll try harder. And this time I mean it.

take a deep breath

2006-04-24T23:52:00.000-06:00

so i was getting the report from drudge yesterday and i saw sex in a spray. i just had to check it out. who could resist? the sex in a spray is an up and coming new product from Palatin Technologies. it's really called bremelanotide. i think sex in a spray is quite a bit more catchy personally.

this bremelanotide is for both men and women. it is inhaled (sprayed?) through the nose and goes right to the brain. (as opposed to viagra which acts on the circulatory system). apparently the effects are virtually instantaneous. sounds fun!

it is still being tested and is un-approved. but could be here in 3 years. this sounds like a number one seller to me. think of all the uses for this product. so, with that in mind, i took a trip to over to yahoo finance and took a look. as of this typing the stock (PTN) had finished the day at $2.82, up $0.13. so i'm going to keep an eye on that one. ok then.

on a related note

2006-04-20T15:26:00.000-06:00

i am absolutely shocked that denver was one of the states that had illegal workers. stunned perhaps. i never would have guessed.

Rocky Mountain News: Local

the beginning of the end? yeah, probably not.

2006-04-20T02:57:00.000-06:00

well, this could be a start anyways. everything has to start somewhere i suppose.

Hundreds nabbed in immigration raid - U.S. Security - MSNBC.com

oh man this is great!

2006-04-19T22:55:00.000-06:00

this is hilarious!!! 2 women fell for it! this guy is hideous looking. i guess some ladies just are really desperate! ha, just joking.

Fake Breast Doc Busted - April 19, 2006

Porn, is there anything it can't do?

2006-04-19T15:57:00.000-06:00

we can learn a lot from porn. not just new and dirtier ways to have sex. but how to go facilitate sales of products in a manner that is not so draconian and customer un-friendly.

Porn Industry Again at the Tech Forefront - Los Angeles Times

no good underwood

2006-04-17T16:41:00.000-06:00

well i've been reading kevin underwood's blog quite a bit last night and today. if'n you don't know who he is you can read about him here. to make a long horrible story short, he murdered, and apparently was planning on eating, a 10 year old girl in oklahoma.

you can read his blog too if you wish. a couple things that i have read were interesting. i don't remember when this entry was from but it says that he had applied for a job at a prison but was repeatedly denied. maybe he liked the place so much he didn't care how he got in. if he couldn't work there then he'd just have to do something to get himself incarcerated there. that's just a theory though.

he also types about a store that was named "the pedophile's palace" this shop was in a game called kingdom of loathing. he said the name was horrifle, but i think he actually liked it.

so anyways, i was just making an entry here.

this just in....

2006-04-11T23:07:00.000-06:00

according to oprah winfrey it is not a bad thing to be wealthy!
she says "I have lots of things, like all these Manolo Blahniks. I have all that and I think it's great. I'm not one of those people like, 'Well, we must renounce ourselves.' No, I have a closet full of shoes and it's a good thing."

Well this is news to me, i tell you. i thought that being poor and living paycheck to paycheck was the only way to go. i might just have to rethink my views on certain things.

i mean who wants to be able to have what you want when you want it? who wants to not have to work if you don't want to work? this is just too crazy a concept for me to get my hands around. i'm gonna have to go and think about this one.

Mickey Hart loves slavery

2006-04-11T12:58:00.000-06:00

it's true, i just saw it on cnn. in case you don't know he played drums for the greatful dead. he was being interviewed about digitizing audio with the lady from tv. and they played a bob hope clip. then the issue of bob hope being an immigrant came up. mickey said it's a good thing that the borders weren't closed then (as they obviously are now) or there might have been no bob hope as we know him. then seconds later they were talking about tito puente and something was said about mickey hart being influenced by drumming brought from slaves. so in essence he supports slavery. that's what i got out of the interview. ok then.